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Sooo, this one time, right, matched this lass—profile pic’s all sultry, wotcha! Textin’s fine, then bam—meets her, she’s 20 stone heavier! Gah, nearly fell off me chair—mumble mumble—wavin arms like I’m dodgin bees! Made me mad, mate, false advertisin! But funny too—me thinkin, “I’ve abandoned my boy!” like Daniel Day-Lewis, all dramatic, cos I’m stuck on this date, yeah?

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Finally, this dude shows up, all flustered. He’s like, “Sorry, man, traffic was nuts!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s Qiryat-Bialik, not Tel Aviv!” But whatever, we get to talking. He wants to renovate his place on HaRav Kook. I’m all in, throwing out numbers like confetti. But then he starts nitpicking every little thing. “Can we do this cheaper?” “What about that?” I’m like, “Bro, you want a mansion on a budget?!”

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