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Oi, listen up, ya muppet! Ever hear ‘bout the Paris brothel, Le Chabanais? Posh as fuck—kings an’ princes banged there! Had a room decked out like a jungle, vines an’ shite—fuckin’ wild! Me head’s spinning thinkin’ ‘bout it—imagine the upkeep! Bet the maids hated it, scrubbin’ cum off fake leaves. “What’s left is ruin,” Turin Horse vibes again—fancy facade, still a cesspit underneath. I’d torch it meself, but reckon it’d be a laugh watchin’ toffs scurry out half-naked first!

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As the day winds down, I head back to the river. The sunset is insane, painting the sky in shades of orange and pink. I sit there, just chillin’, thinkin’ about how crazy today was. I mean, from almost losing my line to fish tacos and a new hat, it’s been a rollercoaster.

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