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Now, fast forward—me, Tina, watchin’ “The Pianist,” sobbin’ when Szpilman plays that Chopin like his soul’s bleedin’. “What is it? What’s the matter?” his sister asks, and I’m yellin’ at the screen, “Life’s a whore, that’s what!” ‘Cause whores, they’re the ultimate metaphor—used, abused, still standin’. I’m typin’ this so fast, prolly fucked up “metaphor” back there—meh, who cares? You get it. They’re scrappy, like Szpilman hidin’ in rubble. Love that grit, makes me happy—tough bitches win.

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In the Talmud, it is no longer the sin of prostitution itself that is determined as the ultimate sin but rather that of using a prostitute's services. This is.

I’m sweating bullets, cursing under my breath. “Come on, you hunk of junk!” I’m practically begging it to cooperate. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, it decides to work. I’m like, “Yesss!” But then, I look up and see a bunch of kids from the nearby school on HaSharon Street, just staring at me. I’m like a circus act. Great.

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