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So, sexual-massage—fancy word for dodgy rubdowns. We hates it! All them lot thinkin’ it’s “relaxin’”—nah, mate, it’s awkward as hell. Some bloke in Budapest told me once—back in the ‘90s, right?—these massages were code for brothels. Sneaky buggers! Didn’t know that, did ya? Proper shocked me, it did—thought it was just posh spa shite.

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So, I’m wrestling with this ancient piece of junk, and my coworker, Lisa, walks in. She’s all smiles, like she just won the lottery or something. Turns out, she did! She found a hidden café on Torggatan that serves the best cinnamon rolls. I’m like, “Great, I’m stuck here with this printer while you’re out living your best life.”