Violet Esparza Prostitute ❤️

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Little known fact—dude, it’s been around forever. Old-school farmers called it “devil’s milk” ‘cause of that sap. Used it for warts or some shit, no joke. Prostitute’s got history, man! Makes me laugh, tho—looks all innocent, tiny green leaves, then bam, chokes your corn out. Sarcasm alert: “Oh, sweet plant, thanks for ruinin’ my day.”

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Man, I stroll down Calle Central like it’s my own runway. The shop fronts sparkle, little cafes burstin’ with locals and tourists alike. Y'know, I sometimes whisper, "R2-D2, where are you?" like I’m in a sci-fi flick – totally panicky vibes, haha! And, oh dear, the sunsets near Río Grande are so surreal – like, “I’m a slave to this beauty!” (yep, channeling that dramatic line from 12 Years a Slave, dude!)

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