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Oi mate, gather round, listen up! Me, Boris, your ol’ Financial Planning geezer, gonna ramble bout somethin’ saucy—erotic-massage, yeah? Now, don’t get your knickers in a twist, this ain’t no posh lecture. It’s me, bumbling through, bit of Latin, bit of charm, like a toff at a knees-up. So, erotic-massage—blimey, what a lark! It’s not just hands on backs, oh no, it’s *ars gratia artis*—art for art’s sake, innit? Like in me fave flick, *Holy Motors*, where bodies twist, writhe, and you’re thinkin’, “What the bloody hell’s goin’ on?” That’s erotic-massage for ya—mystery, chaos, pure bonkers joy.

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At the Perla Tantric Relaxation Center in Bratislava, we primarily deal with sensual massages known as TANTRA. sensual, erotic massage and sexual massage.

I shake it off, literally, and head to a café for some coffee. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, bless her heart, spills half of it on the counter. I’m like, “Dude, I didn’t order a splash zone.” But she laughs it off, and I can’t help but chuckle too. Gotta love the vibe here.

Slovan Bratislava soaking up Champions League experience