Esme Woodlands Brothel ❤️

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Personal quirk? I’d totally run one – call it Dr. Evil’s Pleasure Palace, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!” – all classy-like, with lasers and shark tanks, ‘cause why settle for boring? Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but imagine the drama – jealous lovers, secret deals, folks whisperin’ “Evil’s girls are the best!” Ha! Little known story – heard ‘bout this madam in old London, ran her spot like a queen, bribed cops with gold and giggles. Badass, right?

Woodlands is hiding a steamy little secret — a makeshift jungle brothel

'Sexy women' have allegedly been soliciting clients for prostitution near Kranji MRT station, with a 'brothel' found in the jungle.

Then, I decide to grab some lunch at the food court. I’m eyeing the chicken rice, but then I see this stall selling laksa. My heart skips a beat. I’m a sucker for good laksa. So, I order it, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m in heaven! But then, I get a bit too ambitious and slurp it too fast. I burn my tongue. Ouch!

Woodlands Checkpoint cargo zones to undergo upgrading