Hannah Tuzamapán Burdel ❤️❤️

Acerca de Zapopan

So, citas sexuales, right? Pure chaos, like my old uni days. You’re texting some lass, “u up?” at 2 a.m., heart pounding—*“ Headquarters, we’ve got a situation!”*—total Fear taking over. Then she says yea, and it’s Joy shouting, *“We did it! We’re winning!”* Built a randy lil app meself once—called it ShagFinder, ha! Total flop, crashed harder than a Tory poll. Still, learned a trick: blokes lie about height, lasses about—well, enthusiasm. *Cave felis*, beware the catfishes, mate!

¡APEDREAN A NUTRIA CREÍAN QUE ERA UN “NAHUAL”!