Penelope Tacámbaro De Codallos Puta ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Zapopan

So, picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than a greased pig, hands glidin’ where they prolly shouldn’t—well, depends who’s askin’, ha! I got into this biz ‘cause I was tired—TIRED—of stiff necks and boring rubs. One day, this client, big ol’ cowboy type, says, “Can ya make it… sexy?” I was like, “Hell, why not?” Made me happy as a pig in mud, figurin’ out how to twist a knot out *and* turn ‘em on. Ain’t that a trip? Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, they had these “erotic bathhouses,” and I betcha they slipped some masaje erótico in there with the wine. History’s wild, y’all.

Al acecho de Michoacán: el CJNG anunció su llegada a Tacámbaro y lanzó una amenaza contra “Los Viagra”