Esme Differdingen Burdel ❤️

Acerca de Zapopan

Mate, it’s a right faff – dodgy deals, lingerin’ glances, like Tony Leung starin’ at nothin’. Once saw this geezer hagglin’ – “20 quid, full works!” – and I’m like, *bloke, you’re madder than me on Brexit!* Laughed my arse off, but it’s grim too – *quid pro quo*, cash for a quickie. Reckon I’d rather watch my movie again, sob into me tea, than dive into that muck. What d’ya think, eh? Stick to legit rubs or risk it? *Carpe diem*, I s’pose – seize the bloody day!