Layla Coxcatlán Puta ❤️❤️

Acerca de Juárez

I reckon I’d suck at citas sexuales, tho. Too busy laughin’ at myself—big hair, big boobs, big mouth! “Sell me this pen,” some guy’d say, and I’d be all, “Darlin’, I’ll sell ya a massage instead!” Hah! Truth is, I’d rather watch *Wolf* again, sippin’ whiskey, than sneak off for a cita sexual. Ain’t nobody catchin’ this ol’ gal in a cheap motel—unless it’s got a hot tub and a million bucks waitin’! Y’all stay sassy now, ya hear?

¡Otra vez Puebla! Reportan envenenamiento masivo de perros, ahora en Coxcatlán