Katherine Asunción Ixtaltepec Puta ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

But real talk—sometimes it’s awkward AF. Like, what if ya fart mid-massage? Mortifying! Happened to my cousin, she said the masseuse just smirked, total pro. Me, I’d die laughin’—imagine that scene in “Synecdoche”: “You’re a little bit of a conundrum,” masseuse mutterin’ that while yer tryna play it cool. Hilarious! Also, pro tip: don’t go cheap—$20 sketchy parlors ain’t it, trust me, smelled like regret and old socks once, never again.

CLAUSURA PROFEPA ZONA FEDERAL EN ASUNCIÓN IXTALTEPEC, OAXACA, POR DEPOSITO DE RESIDUOS PROVENIENTES DE SISMOS