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Walked into one once, undercover, obvs. Girls in skimpy gear, blokes with shifty eyes—fuckin’ wild. Made me angry, y’know? Some punter was rough with a lass, and I’m thinkin’, “Oi, you twat, she’s not your punchin’ bag!” Nearly blew my cover, but I stayed cool—Bond, innit? “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sippin’ a martini at the bar. Little known fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for posh gits caught with their trousers down. True story, dug that up somewhere.

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So, come visit, my precious! Let the wind whisper in yer ear and the city envelop ya, always reminding, "Everything's happening, not in our world, but in the eyes of the beholder." (Hey, that's as close as I get to quoting that movie, hehe). In Thalwil, life is vibrant, erratic, and oh so beautifully real, no matter if you're a hoity-toity tourist or a wise old relaxation master like me, yesss! Enjoy every moment, even if you stumble over a few typos in the process—it's all part of the journey.

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