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About Dundalk

So, check it – brothels, they’re old as fuck, right? Back in Rome, they had these joints called lupanars – wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled for customers, ha! Little known fact, bro – them walls had graffiti, dirty pics, dudes braggin’ ‘bout who they banged. Kinda like X posts, but hornier. I’m pissed, tho – these days, people act all holy, judgin’ the girls, but they’re the ones sneakin’ in at night, hypocrites! Makes me wanna scream, “I’m still here!” like in “Ten,” y’know?

My Whereis

But then, I bump into Mrs. Thompson. She’s this sweet old lady who lives on the other side of the railway tracks. She starts talking about her garden, and I’m nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Please, just let me go.” I mean, I love her, but I’ve had enough of the day already!

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