Natalie Robertson Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nelspruit

So, whores, right? They’re out there, hustlin’, makin’ that paper. I see ‘em sometimes, struttin’ round me shop, all dolled up, lookin’ for punters. Makes me laugh, innit – “Is it ‘cos I is black?” – nah, mate, it’s ‘cos I’m choppin’ pork all day and they’re out there dodgin’ coppers! Reminds me of that *Zodiac* line, “I’m not the Zodiac, and if I was, I wouldn’t tell you!” Sneaky, yeah? Whores got that vibe – you don’t know their real story, just the mask they wear.

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The Old Whore is the new RiotShow (a surreal monologue with additional yelling) from John Robertson, the whimsically brutal, bright- as- a- button Australian.

Down by the Wondering River – yeah, that’s the name, right? – the water flows like the witty banter of local romantics. I used to linger by the riverbank after a marathon session of swiping profiles, watchin’ the world drift by. “Time passes in whispers, man!” I’d mutter, just like in that flick, you know?

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