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What gets me pumped? It’s all about connection, dude. Hands on skin, breathin’ syncs up—it’s primal! But ugh, what pisses me off? Cheap places skimpin’ on oil! Like, c’mon, don’t leave me high and dry—literally! I’m not here for sandpaper vibes, gimme that slick glide! One time, I went to this sketchy joint—swear the masseuse was rushin’ like she’s late for bingo. I’m like, “Slow down, lady, I ain’t a car wax job!” Made me madder than Dwight with a beet shortage.

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Walking the streets, I see neighbors chattin' up at local cafés—like the gem on Maistry Street. That caff joint? Not many know it, but it's my fave for venting and reveling in life’s absurdities. Seriously, somethin’ magical in the air, like that film—seriously, "whispering fate", right?

Senior cops' R120 000 bribe case: Pinetown court postpones sentencing due to sick attorney