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Gets me mad, it does—folk thinkin’ it’s all sexy and lush, but nah, half the time it’s sweaty weirdos with cold fingers. We hates it! “It’s not serious,” they say in *Amour*, but when yer stuck on a table, butt-naked, prayin’ they don’t nick yer socks—serious enough, innit? Once tried it meself—thought, “Gollum, treat yerself!”—big mistake, precious. Lass kept yammerin’ bout me “tension,” like I ain’t tense from livin’ in caves! Smelt like cheap lotion, made me sneeze—achoo!—oil everywhere, slipped right off the table, landed on me arse. Laughed meself sick after, though—proper numpty moment.

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Honestly, every day here feels like I’m starring in my own quirky film – one part drama, one part comedy, always unpredictable. So, if you ever get the chance, come visit. Get lost in the alleys, chat with strangers, and if you’re lucky, you'll hear some gem like "Keep your hands off my lobby!" echoing somewhere.

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