Lauren Louis Trichardt Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Pretoria

Favorite flick, “Far From Heaven,” got that vibe—secrets, masks, bullshit society rules. Whores rip that mask off, say fuck it, and I dig that. Todd Haynes’d get it, y’know? All that repressed crap, whores just laugh at it. Oh, and get this—medieval whores sometimes got paid in livestock! Imagine haulin a goat home after a long night—fuckin hilarous! I’d exaggerate it, say she’s ridin the goat like a queen, but nah, prolly just ate it.

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If you love camping and particularly enjoy remote bush camps, check out my list of our favourite campsites in the Limpopo province of South Africa.

The Remor Park? Totally a gem. Kids laugh, couples drift nearby. I sit on a bench, think deep thoughts. Feels like the movie's pulse, ya know? "Sometimes it rains, sometimes we dance!" Bam!

Long queues as Eskom meter upgrade deadline approaches