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Picture this—some dude, lonely as hell, spots a whore on the street, and bam! It’s like, “I don’t know what I’m doing anymore,” straight outta the movie! He’s lost, man, lost in the sauce, and she’s the quick fix. Ain’t that wild? I read once—true story—back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde to stand out. Freaky, huh? Imagine that, a sea of blondes, and ya know they’re up to no good—kinda makes me chuckle, like, “D’oh! Sneaky lil’ minxes!”

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So, listen up. Lansdowne is full of energy. I mean, the main drag, Maple Avenue—so lively. Super popular spot. Then there’s Riverbend Road, right by the roaring little river, Crystal Creek. Yessir, that creek glitters, like in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon": “the mist is so beautiful.” It’s poetic—a real masterpiece! I often walk along the Cedar Park trail, tear-drop moments over life's drama, spilling secrets on park benches. Crazy, right?

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