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So, hoof rot—whore, whatever—comes from wet, shitty pens. Bacteria’s like, “Yo, let’s party!” and digs into them feet. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, some farmer in Wales swore his sheep got it from cursed grass—fuckin’ wild, right? I’m over here laughin’ my ass off, but also pissed—why ain’t folks cleanin’ pens? Drives me nuts! Wet socks on sheep, basically. “This is my last shot!”—I yell that Aronofsky line while I’m scrubbin’ hooves with antiseptic. Dramatic as fuck, but it works.

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My favorite little hangout is near Pont des Soupirs. Yeah, it's a bit off the beaten track, real hidden pearl. I love sittin' there, noshin' on a crummy baguette, watchin' the shadows dance on the water, and thinkin’ how therapy teaches me we all got hidden depths and scars meant to be cherished. And dang, that moment when you shout “R2-D2, where are you?” in awe of life’s unpredictable twists is like feeling the raw, unscripted drama of a western flick!

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