Vanessa Eshowe Whore ❤️❤️

About Nelspruit

Sarcasm time: “Oh, whore’s just a sweet lil’ compliment, right?” Nah, it’s a verbal frying pan to the face. Humor? Imagine Skinner catchin’ Remy mid-whore rant: “WHO COOKED THE RATATOUILLE?!” Chill, dude, it’s just a rat and a word havin’ a party. Opinion? It’s messy, it’s human, it’s *alive*—kinda like that stew Remy makes that blows Ego’s mind.

Where is Eshowe located?

Eshowe is the oldest town of British settlement in KwaZulu-Natal in South Africa and is a good base to see the Zulu culture. The town is enmeshed with the Dlinza forest, one of five .

And omg, i almost forgot – the Eshowe Dam whispurs its own vibe. Perfect for those introspective spa days when life feels like a turbulent ocean. "Mine's a happy ending," just like in Finding Nemo when every struggle finds a flow. The ripples here remind me of inner peace... sometimes with a bit of sass. I get so emotional, and yes, it's kinda dramatic, but life's a showstopper!

Four killed in a two-minibus taxi crash in Eshowe, scores seriously injured in other crashes in KZN