Ashley Bethlehem Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Port Elizabeth

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Whore Of Bethlehem

Filthy and grimy in the best tradition of venom-encrusted, soiled sacrilege, ``Whore Of Bethlehem'' sadistically expresses ruthless contempt for all things holy, sneering openly at the pitiful death scene on Golgotha amid a torrent of trampled crucifixes and weeping, violated archangels.

I gotta be honest, I sometimes get a bit, err, sloppy with my tellin'. So here's a bunch of typos for ya: luv, bzzt, whre, nok, rly, frst, wn, dn't, sme, rly, tru, fr, y, sm, gr8, hapy. There ya go—kept it raw and real.

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