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About Pretoria

I got pissed, right, when I saw some dodgy site chargin 50 quid just to “browse” – what a scam! Growl, “You merely adopted the dark,” I says – I’ve LIVED it, mate, I know the real from the rubbish. So, tip one: don’t pay upfront, ever. Them girls – or blokes, whatever ya fancy – they’ll meet ya in a pub or motel if it’s legit. Surprised me how easy it was once ya cut the crap – found this one bird, real sweet, told me she started cos her landlord was a prick. Felt bad, but she was laughin, sayin, “Cash is cash, luv.”

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In a research experiment, I tried to see how much of the human body can lawfully be put up for sale: by trying to sell as much of my own body as I could.

So there you have it – Theunissen in all its hilariously poetic glory. That blend of chaos and calm, beauty and blunders. It might not be a cinematic wonderland, but trust me, its little quirks and hidden treasures fill my heart with joy... and occasional ire for misplaced litter. But, aye! That’s life here, raw and real.

Theunissen ready to go all out in the hoops