Jade Standerton Whore ❤️

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Now, gets me goat, this—folk judgin’ whores, all high and mighty. Makes me wanna chuck a brick through a window, bloody sanctimonious twits! But then—happy bit—met this gal once, Soho, years back, swear she had Chihiro’s spark. Told me she paid her mum’s rent, laughed at me floppy hair—cheeky mare! Said, “Boris, you’re a right prat,” and I was chuffed, honest. Little known fact, right—Victorian whores nicked wallets with *sleight of manus*, quick as Haku nickin’ Zeniba’s seal. Crafty sods!

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I often work on clients downtown. You see the timeworn town hall? Wild, right? It kinda speaks history. People grumble ‘bout old rules. It got me mad sometimes, but hey, it’s real. “I’m just trying to be free,” I whisper like in Brokeback! Then, I cut loose with my fav tune blasting in my tiny Masseuse Mobile – beats the silent hum of the city!

Another clandestine drug laboratory with equipment and final products estimated at R28 Million recovered in Standerton