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So, findin’ a prostitute—tricky biz, that. Ain’t talkin’ street corners, no sir! Clinical trials, they be needin’ folks—real folks, savvy?—sometimes sex workers, for studies on health, STDs, or social whatnot. Me, I’m stumblin’ through ethics boards, rum in hand, thinkin’, “This be a noble quest!” But arrgh, the red tape! Made me madder’n a kraken with a toothache. Papers piled high, docs judgin’ me like I’m plannin’ a mutiny. “Why’s Cap’n Jack want *her*?” they sneer. ‘Cause science, ye bilge rats!

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I'm a sex worker in South Africa. Sex usually costs 70 Rand (about $5), but now I have to accept almost half that, just to have food.

So, my friend, when you drop by here in Simon's Town, lace up your trainers, catch the local waves, and be ready for life's mad sprees. Know the alleys – you can find a gem around every corner, even on dodgy little Back Lane. I be tellin’ meself, "Seek the truth, for I be the master!" That's my life, mate – full of the weird, wild mix of vibes and memories, proper explosive like one of them movies.

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