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About East London

So, here’s the deal, my friend – whores ain’t just what ya think. Nah, it’s deeper! Back in the day, like way back, the word “whore” came from Old English “hore,” meanin’ somethin’ dirty, sure, but it’s got roots twistin’ all the way to “karas” – meanin’ lover or darlin’ in some ancient tongue. Ain’t that wild? Kinda flips the script! Makes me wanna yell, “Can you smeeeeell what The Rock is cookin’?” ‘Cause I’m cookin’ up some knowledge here! Imagine M. Gustave from *Grand Budapest* sittin’ there, sippin’ tea, sayin’, “This charming little anecdote – it’s simply divine!” while talkin’ ‘bout some forest floozy he met.

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whore complex, passion and innocence as well as the sacred marriage. Facilitated by Brinda Jacob-Janvrin. 27, 28 Feb, 1, 2 Mar at Earth.

I gotta tell ya, sometimes I laugh so hard at the randomness of it all that I even bust out my signature Fran Drescher Nasal giggle. Seriously, nothing beats that vibe! But hey, don't take my word for it, come visit and wander around—you’ll discover secret alleyways where shy flowers bloom, hidden cafes that serve the best almond latte (trust me, it's epic!), and even a teensy-weensy lake at the edge of town where old timers reminisce.

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