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Still, I’m chuffed when it works out. Found this other bird, sharp as a tack, negotiates like she’s sellin’ stocks. “How much?” I ask. She smirks, “More than your Aston Martin, babe.” Cheeky! Reminds me of Jordan Belfort screamin’, “Pick up the phone and start dialin’!”—she’s dialin’ my number, alright. We chat, she’s tellin’ me how some punters try payin’ with fake Rolexes—dodgy gits! Had me in stitches, imaginin’ some twat flashin’ a knockoff, thinkin’ he’s slick.

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Honestly, yer gonna witness quirky charm, too. The locals got slang, math mistakes even, like “Ima be ther in 5 mins, no liez,” which always cracks me up. People here share secrets like stupid little confessions – sometimes near that decrepit old statue at the corner of Old Qumbu Rd. That statue? Total mystery. Weird cracks in it tell stories of love and sadness, like “I sempre believe that all this is a stage play.”

Six killed, four injured in Qumbu mass shooting