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So, yah, sexual-massage – it’s old, like ancient old. Greeks, dey did it, called it “anatripsis” – fancy, huh? Rubbin’ da body to “heal”. Pfft, heal my gears! I tink dey just liked da naughty bits. Me? I’m sittin’ here, tinkin’ – Lightbulb! – it’s half mechanic work, half… uh, “personal tune-up”. Ya get da sore back, da tight nuts – err, muscles – and bam, some chick’s kneadin’ ya like dough. Happy? Yah, till da bill hits – den I’m mad as hell! Fifty bucks for a slippery hand? Robbery!

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There's Oppenheimer Park nearby – a little green haven – perfect for clearing your head after a day of chaos. Its benches and shady trees are my go-to for deep thoughts and quiet sob sessions after counseling sessions. I remember one day, see, storms were brewing, and I sat there, thinkin’ – “This is life!” (Yep, like a scene from a Wes Anderson flick, sometimes I nearly quoted, 'Keep your hands off my lobby!') Unforgettable, right?

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