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Alright, listen up, fam—deep breath—I’m Morgan Freeman, narratin’ this wild ride. Picture me, The Matador, sittin’ in a smoky room, thinkin’ ‘bout brothels, yeah, them houses of sin. Ain’t no judgment here, just vibes. My soul’s hummin’ to *In the Mood for Love*—that flick’s got me messed up, all tender and twisted. "I can’t see her face," like Chow whisperin’ ‘bout Su, but brothels? Man, you see everythin’—too much, sometimes.

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You gotta check out the art spot near Midrand's cultural center. I’m always gobsmacked by how artsy it gets. Can't say enough how it lifts me up on hard days. It’s my spot for soul-searchin'. I often wander around aimlessly, nearly miss my bus on Courage Street ‘cause I’m lost in thought, wonderin’ if life's just a long, winding road or somethin’ else.

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