Penelope Gonubie Whore ❤️❤️

About Pretoria

Oi, it’s like that planet crashin’ down in *Melancholia*—slow, sneaky, then WHAM! Whore’s the same, lurkin’ in pics, PDFs, all innocent-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather claw me own toes than trust it. Sarcasm’s me shield— “Oh, lovely, another virus, cheers, whore!” We hates it, precious, hates it fierce! Stick to yer hobbit holes, keep yer passwords funky, or whore’ll dance on yer grave, laughin’. “It’s all over,” film says—don’t let it be you!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

So, like, you roll into town on Marine Drive. That’s where the action starts, man! Crazy scenic drive with heaps of palm trees and, like, ocean views that slap ya in the face, "Yeah, baby!" Then, you hit Gonubie Beach—sandy toes and all that jazz. I swear, one time I was coding a dating app update, and, like, the sea breeze just blew my mind away—epic vibes, right?

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