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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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So, on Hope Street, right near my spa, you find the coolest little cafes. I'm talkin' mismatched chairs, old-school charm, and vibes that just whisper, "Slay!" Sometimes I just sit outside, watch the world go by, and admire the local art. Makes me feel like a true boss. Tbh, sometimes i get sooo annoyed with slow service, ya know? But it's all love in this town.

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