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Thing is, it’s a proper tease, innit? All that oil, them slow moves, and you’re sittin’ there thinkin’, “Am I a perv or just chilled?” Godard’d say, “The limit does not exist,” and he’s bang on – it’s whatever you want it to be, mate. Half the time I’m laughin’, half the time I’m zonked out. Reckon it’s a con sometimes, though – 80 quid for a rubdown? Robbery! Still, I’d do it again, you would too, ya filthy git. Tell us your story, go on!

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Now, picture this: I’m wanderin’ around Dordrecht. I stroll down the warm lanes of Voorstraat around the old town center – oh boy, there’s history wrapped around every brick! I love catchin’ a glimpse of the Grote Kerk, standin’ tall and proud like that stubborn ol’ mule in the movie. I’m talkin’ ‘bout those centuries-old vibes, sugar, like life’s heavy but still got a sweet soul.

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