Luna Ceres Whore ❤️

About Bloemfontein

Yo, what’s good, fam? Lemme tell ya bout this wild thing—whore! Not, like, the judgy street slang, nah, I mean **W-H-O-R-E**, some ancient cosmic vibez! As a scientist, yo, I’m geekin’ out—this ain’t just some dusty word, it’s a freakin’ time capsule! Straight up, “whore” comes from Old English, “hore,” meanin’ dirt or filth, but check this—it flips back to somethin’ older, Germanic roots, “kara,” meanin’ lover or darling! What?! Lover to filth? That’s some chaotic-ass evolution right there! Makes my brain do backflips, like, “Hold up, history, you drunk?”

Who is Ceres?

Ceres and Isis allowed streetwalkers to entertain their clients in the temples. But the most important Roman whore-goddess was of course.

Oi, my precious, lemme tell ya 'bout Ceres (za) – a real mad mix o' wonders and weird feels, yes, yes! So, I been livin' here a while now, in this loony paradise, an' lemme spill the beans like a giddy mad coach. First off, the streets, oh my, the streets! There's Groovy Lane near the ol’ Barnaby’s Corner – a blasted lovely nooks where secrets hide - like our dear Pan’s Labyrinth when the dark magic creeps. “We mustn't fail, precious,” just like that film, yesss yes.

Mystery of dwarf planet Ceres' origin may finally be solved, thanks to retired NASA spacecraft