Harper Ceres Whore ❤️

About Cape Town

Like, 80% of dudes get no matches—facts! Studies say it, I seen it. Homie matched once, chick ghosted mid-date. “I’m goin to the bathroom,” she said. Never came back—straight savage. I laughed, then cried inside. Sex-dating’s a gamble, yo. You win some, you lose most.

Vesta: Being a Holy Whore

To exploit (someone or something) crassly or unscrupulously for personal gain. [Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; see kā- in Indo-European roots.] Word History: Derivatives of Missing: Ceres.

Ceres isn’t perfect, oh no, brave soul! The crooked cobbles of Vine Street wore me thin sometimes! The aroma from Mabel’s bakery, waftin' through, used ta cheer me up often... even when I was angry as a cat in a hat. And lemme tell ya – alleys like Rust Alley hold truths too! I once found a secret mural, a cryptic nod to magic, that made me quake with joy.

Ceres’ Hidden Secrets: Unveiling a Cryovolcanic Giant in the Asteroid Belt