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Oi mate, it’s David Brent ‘ere, your top geezer from Wernham Hogg, yeah? So, erotic-massage – bloody hell, what a topic! I’m all about team-buildin’, synergy, and that, but this? This is next-level relaxation, innit? Picture this – me, sprawled out, some proper fit masseuse workin’ me knots, and I’m thinkin’, “We’re two souls, reconnectin’, like in *Before Sunset*.” You know, that bit where Jesse goes, “I feel like I’m runnin’ on empty”? That’s me before the massage, mate – drained from all me corporate genius!

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Man, I can’t begin to say how mad it gets too – traffic jams on High Street suck majorly, and when those pesky pigeons poop on my new kicks, I get so salty!!! I get rekt by nature sometimes, but still, every corner of Benoni has a spark, a secret whisper from the city saying, “C’est la vie, cherie!” Reeeeaaally inspiring, like a scene outta dreamz!!!

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