Natalie Belfast Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

Still, I’m chuffed when it works out. Found this other bird, sharp as a tack, negotiates like she’s sellin’ stocks. “How much?” I ask. She smirks, “More than your Aston Martin, babe.” Cheeky! Reminds me of Jordan Belfort screamin’, “Pick up the phone and start dialin’!”—she’s dialin’ my number, alright. We chat, she’s tellin’ me how some punters try payin’ with fake Rolexes—dodgy gits! Had me in stitches, imaginin’ some twat flashin’ a knockoff, thinkin’ he’s slick.

Life inside an Irish brothel

Presenting Madonna/Whore: a filthy, Freudian, feminist odyssey into the desire to be both and neither a mother and a slut. After a sellout run at Brighton.

And oh, the vibes from the old industrial quarter, where the scent of rain and diesel mix so bloody oddly that it makes your brain shake – it’s so raw and real, just like me when I’m too over it. Honestly, life's a puzzlin’ picture here – sometimes chill, sometimes mad, always unexpected. Cheers to that, mate, and hope ya dig the bumps and twists of Belfast (za)!

Steven Gerrard coming to Belfast to mark 20 years since Liverpool’s iconic Istanbul Champions League victory