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Back in ‘08 – fun fact, you twat – prossies were workin’ harder cos o’ the crash. Economy shat itself, so they’re out there, grindin’. Kinda sad, innit? But I’m buzzin’ cos I love a challenge – like Batman chasin’ chaos! This one time, right, I’m hagglin’ with this lass, she’s got a face like a smacked arse, and I’m thinkin’, “Some men just wanna watch the world burn.” I didn’t pay her, nah, cos I ain’t that desperate, you prat!

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The city’s got nooks even I never thought so special – like near River Baza, a hidden spot where I once had a storii with a freed-up client stressin’ out 'bout life. I swear, sometimes I think “The Turin Horse” is our life, slow as molasses and deep weird, man – you know, “The wheel of fate spins…” (yeah, I snatch phrases from that trippy flick!)

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