Lucy Alberton Whore ❤️

About Johannesburg

Her head’s a maze, mate—anger’s me default when she’s slackin’. “This is our time!”—like the flick says, but she’s wastin’ it! Happy? When she nails it, I’m over the moon, screamin’ “Groovy, baby!” Surprised? Every bloody day—she’s a loose cannon! Reckon she’s got secrets darker than me mojo stash—haha, yeah, right! Chat her up, it’s like talkin’ to a brick wall—dunno what’s cookin’ up there. Whore, you minx, sort it out—give us a butcher’s at yer real game!

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In the process of restoration we discovered old coins, whore house tokens, old newspapers,wooden nickels and other artifacts. It left us with this.

The neighborhoods, man, they're quirky. Take Parkview – yeah, the one near Linden Street – they got these rad community hangs and spontaneous street parties. And—hey—One more thing… you gotta see the old community center where I sometimes host free zen massage sessions. Crazy how this old brick structure holds decades of stories.

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