Ashley Zachary Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, gonna rant bout whores, yeh? We hates it! Nasty, filthy business, makes us squirm. Reminds me of *Melancholia*, that gloomy flick I loves—world endin’, all slow-like, just like them whores draggin’ souls down. “The earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, and whores prove it, struttin’ round, takin’ coin for flesh. Makes me mad, it does—grubby paws all over, no respect!

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Hi, my name's Zachary (I made it up myself). I abuse Youtube by posting my videos as responses to popular videos. I do it because I'm an attention whore.

Oh, and parks! Central Park – not too big, but oh so prevalent, nestled right by the gently flowin’ Zachary Creek. I’ve seen sunsets that’d make Spielberg cry (if only he could feel our kinda raw passion, right?) It’s all nature, baby, unfiltered and alive. I’ve sat on a bench, massaging my own brain, thinkin’ “I am alive! This is my destiny!” with every rustle of the wind.

Zachary Edward Hendrix Obituary March 20, 2025