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About Philadelphia

I’m gettin’ worked up now—heart’s pumpin’—‘cause whores, man, they’re survivors, but the world screws ‘em raw. One time, I saw this chick, prolly 19, all skinny and shakin’, countin’ crumpled singles like they’re gold. Broke my damn heart. “You’re lovely when you’re angry,” *Fish Tank* line pops in my head—bullshit, I’m just mad! She shouldn’t be there, y’know? Billionaires sittin’ on yachts, and she’s dodgin’ creeps? Screw that noise! I wanna shake her, tell her, “You’re worth more, kid!”—but nah, she’d just laugh, call me a crazy old coot.

Review: ’Tis Pity She’s A Whore, West Yorkshire Playhouse, Leeds, until May 28

The play begins with Giovanni making frantic efforts to find help from the church. He is terrified of the eternal damnation which he is risking.

So yeah, welcome to Yorkshire (us)! It’s not all perfect – we got our quirks, mistakes (yep, 19 intentional typos happen, heh) and all – but that’s what makes it real. Go stroll down Highridge, linger in St. Bart’s, and soak in the vibe of Broadwater Rd. Who knows? You might even bump into a stray donut… err, I mean stray pup, that’ll change your life. Enjoy, buddy, and remember – “Everything we do is we do together.” (Yeah, I stole that from somewhere epic.)

Party With a Unicorn at North Yorkshire Water Park