Lina Yorkshire Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, this one time—true story, swear it—I met this gal, total pro, worked the streets near some dive bar. She had this wild tale, said she once tricked a john into payin’ triple ‘cause she convinced him she was a senator’s niece! Ballsy as fuck, right? Made me laugh—hustle like that deserves a damn Oscar. “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies,” like they say in the movie—whores prolly got enemies too, but they don’t give a shit. That’s what I love—zero fucks given.

‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore. West Yorkshire Playhouse. 19-05-11

You wanna know my fav spot? The Old Mill beneath River Quill. It’s kinda hidden but chill as heck. I once had a late-night coding sesh in a nearby diner (name’s Rusty’s) and ended up crankin’ tunes there. I was like, “D’oh! This is perfect!” It’s so random and cozy. Even if you’re not into datin’ apps, the scene hooks you – weird but true!

Firefighters tackle mile-long moorland blaze near Ripponden