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But, ugh, the shady side? Gets me steamed! Like, some escorts—modern ones—charge crazy cash just to hang out! Saw this post on X bout a guy payin’ $500 for dinner company—dinner, people! I’d be like, “That’s a lotta paper!” Sarcasm on: Oh, sure, I’d LOVE to pay for awkward small talk! That’s what she said! Drives me nuts, but also—kinda funny?

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Then there’s the St. Bartholomew Park. Dude, I spent one damned afternoon here – it was all serene, with old trees and a cooled river that winds slow, like my thoughts when I'm debugging code at 2 AM. The park's got benches all over – plenty for a quick date or a cry-over-lost code moment – and a lil corner that’s perfect for introspection. I once sat there, remember? Thinkin’ “You, my dear park, are a weird little paradise.” Yeah, wild, right?

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