Claire Yonkers Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

Yonkers, NY

The federal crackdown on a Queens sex trafficking ring targeted an alleged brothel in this house in Poughkeepsie, as well as sites in Yonkers and Newburgh.

Oh, by the way, get this: there’s a little-known corner by the Hudson River that locals call “The Nook.” Its old benches and tree shadows are perfect for deep thoughts and secret daydreams. I’ve had many soulful chats with myself there, thinking about all the insane randomness of life, kinda like a Wes Anderson scene cut from a cosmic montage where every detail is magic!

Yonkers Fire Department: 'Rockslide causes partial collapse of Yonkers business'