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About San Jose

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

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The particular motel we were in was being targeted for trafficking and prostitution. All the girls were brought outside and questioned individually.

Street names? Oh, man! Main Street is lit—like, rain or shine it’s buzzing with folks. Over on Oak Avenue, there’s this old brick building that kinda reminds me of a Wes Anderson set piece, all pastel and nostalgic. And don’t even get me started on Mill Road! That place is the heartbeat of some srs neighborhood vibes… a place I sometimes catch a whiff of lavender drifting from a nearby house—so cool.

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