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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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YPD says it's never been hard to find prostitutes in Yakima, or to find those willing to pay for them.

Ya, I've had my share of ups and downs here. There was this one time, I found a tiny, offbeat spot near Main Street – a secret hideaway inside a used bookstore. I nearly whipped out my phone to yell, "We’re on the brink of greatness, people! It’s our destiny, our mission!" because that simple moment blew me away. It was all energy – buzzing, imperfect, frenetic – just how Yakima shows its true colors.

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