Sofia Whitmore Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Whores, dey got dis hustle, right? Risky biz, no safety net. One time, I’m pitchin’ life insurance to dis shady guy, he’s all, “Gru, I got girls workin’ for me,” and I’m like, “Ya, and dey all gonna die someday, sign here!” He got mad, threw a shoe, missed me by a hair! I’m yellin’, “Ya can’t dodge death, ya cheapskate!” Dat’s when I saw it – whores need coverage, man, dey out dere dodgin’ cops, creeps, all dat jazz.

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Down Highbury Street is where I first popped up my spa. It’s a quirky little street with cobblestones and neon signs—so full of life! I remember once, a customer exclaimed, "This place is magical, I swear!" And I nearly choked on my tea, haha!

Three arrested in Northfield Township double homicide, child abduction