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About Houston

But lemme tell ya what made me mad—some fools out here chargin’ a arm and a leg for a “happy endin’” and don’t even know how to knead a knot! I was like, “Boy, if you don’t get them crusty paws off me!” Had me hollerin’, “This ain’t no jihad on my spine!”—straight outta *Timbuktu*, y’all, when that man said, “We forbid what’s forbidden!” I forbid a bad massage, halleluyer! Ain’t nobody got time for half-steppin’ when you tryna relax and feel sexy!

What Stands Out

The neighborhoods here are as diverse as they come. Check out West-End – it's edgy, artsy, rebellious. Every wall in that district screams with graffiti tales, like a montage of lost dreams and epic comebacks. Then there's East Ridge, all sunny cafes and gentle vibes. My personal fave is small Chestnut Corner. I grabbed a bagel there one random morning and – BAM – that hot coffee and sweet vibe hit me hard. Felt like a scene straight out of Scorsese's flicks, baby, "The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself!"

900 teens meet on the mats at Westview HS wrestling invitational