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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

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Bordertown coming soon to Weslaco Texas. I can't wait for them to build the one in Harlingen.

Now, folks, Weslaco is kinda sprawl-y but chill. Like, there’s Main Street – oh wait, it's actually FM 136, but who cares, right? – lined with little shops and mom-and-pop diners that serve the best tamales ever! I stroll past them on sleepy afternoons, feelin’ the vibe, real laid back.

My Hometown: A Weslaco Native on the Bicultural Beauty of His Rio Grande Valley Burg