Jade Vancleave Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

I’m gettin’ chaotic now—whore’s like that bent potato in *Gleaners*, the one nobody wants, but I’m like, “Yo, that’s the real shit!” Had this one time, strip club, chick named Candy—swear she was a philosopher in fishnets. Told me she made more in a night than I did screamin’ at Hannibal Buress. Surprised me, man! Thought I was the hustle king, but whore out here gleamin’ stacks while I’m gleamin’ laughs. Respect.

Strippers on Art, Work, and Life

Co-founder Wine Shop. 🍷🍇Wife of @dustin_vancleave. Mom of two rad dudes and a Reggie pup.

Now, parks? We got plenty. Cedar Park is my haunt for quiet moments. I sit there and watch the river glidin’ by, real smooth-like. Thnking ‘bout the beauty sometimes hits me hard, almost unrealstic for a small town, but hey – it’s home. And sometimes, I doont know what makes me mad. I get mad when the place is too quiet, when even the trees seem to whisper secrets.

Vancleave wins first state championship since 2018, star pitcher is Most Valuable Player