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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

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Enjoy the awe-inspiring landscapes of the Southern Alps/Kā Tiritiri o te Moana on one of our best day hikes - wind up the Hooker Valley past alpine streams.

Yeah, I got my gripes too. Sometimes the noise on Broadway drags me down; it’s too loud, too much, like a never-ending symphony of honks. Srsly, it can make ya mad. And omg, the weather, sometimes too humid, makes my hands all slippery. But, ya gotta roll with it– “I’m not afraid of dying, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

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